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This captain goes down with the ship

clitorito:

The last one

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke  (via illuminate-all)

spankmethorin:

sonjaja:

Casual reminder that Nani was on her way to becoming a Professional Surfer before her parents died and she had to drop everything to look after Lilo.

I apologize, I don’t mean to deter from the heart breaking and yet heart warming message,

Nani has a poster of Mulan on her wall.

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

lovelysenses:

following back!!

lovelysenses:

following back!!

Oran bought me a espresso maker for our anniversary. This is my first cappuccino I ever made. It turned out delicious.

Oran bought me a espresso maker for our anniversary. This is my first cappuccino I ever made. It turned out delicious.

businessinsider:

A new infographic illustrates 31 ways to drink coffee in places around the world, be it with ice cream, an egg yolk, or a slice of lemon.

See how to order coffee like a local in 26 countries.

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

ouijasquiji:

things i am

  • ballin

things u are

  • trippin
ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un